What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?